Posted by Charlie (206.159.163.173) on January 25, 2002 at 18:38:16:
: BUSH AND POWELL IN A BAR
> > President Bush and Secretary Powell were sitting
> in a bar. A guy walks in
> > and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
>
> >
> > The reply was, "Yep, that's them".
> >
> > The guy walks over and says, "Hello, what are you
> guys doing?"
> >
> > Bush answers, "We're planning World War 3"
> >
> > The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
> >
> > Bush replies, "Well we're going to kill 10 million
> Afghans and one bicycle
> > repairman"
> >
> > The guy exclaims, "Why kill one bicycle
> repairman?"
> >
> > Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you.
> no one would worry about
> > the 10 million Afghans."
Charlie :^)