Posted by ShariRae (24.50.113.205) on August 16, 2001 at 20:50:52:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
Tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he
opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not
your stub."