Posted by Georgia (64.211.16.97) on August 06, 2001 at 03:38:56:
In Reply to: The Wave posted by Jay on August 06, 2001 at 02:39:33:
Dear Mr. "C", aka "Brain Fucker", aka "Life Fucker",
In accordance with "This life should not be a living hell" bylaws 53:14, you have exactly one (1) hour to vacant the premise of one Mr. Jay's head, located at the top of his neck.
If you do not comply with this official notice of eviction, appropriate measures can and will be taken. This involves, but is not limited to: casting you back to the firey hell from which you came; making you squeal like a little pig using any and all methods necessary; taking pleasure in beating your cowardly ass to a bloody pulp.
If you have any questions or wish to dispute this notice, too fucking bad. This is your last warning, Brain Fucker. Get out.
Sincerely,
Cluster Commune Housing Authority