Posted by trip (64.12.103.36) on July 27, 2001 at 08:49:34:
The Gay Cowhand
>>
>> There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his
>>devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch and make a go of it,
>>but she knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in
>>the newspaper for ranch hands Two men applied for the job. One was gay
and
>>the other a drunk.
>>
>> She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
>>decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around
>>the house than the drunk. He turned out to be a fantastic worker, worked
>>long hard hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two
>>of them worked, and the ranch was doing really well.
>>
>>Then one day the rancher's wife said to the hired hand, "You have done a
>>really good job and we've both done nothing but work for weeks. The ranch
>>looks great, and I'm taking Saturday night off and going into town to
kick
>>up my heels and paint the town red, and I think you should do the same."
>>The hired hand agreed readily, and Saturday night each went to town. The
>>rancher's wife had dinner and drinks with friends, and talked and joked
>>and danced, and had a great time, getting home about
>>midnight. The hired hand wasn't home yet, so she decided to wait up for
>>him. One o'clock and no hired hand yet. Two o'clock and no hired hand
and
>>she began to worry. At two-thirty in came the hired hand.
>>
>>The rancher's wife was sitting by the fireplace and called him over by
her.
>>"Now I'm the boss", she said, "and you have to do what I tell you, right?"
>>
>>"Well. . . yes", he answered.
>>
>>"Then unbutton my blouse and take it off", she said.
>>
>>He did as she asked.
>>
>>"Now take off my boots."
>>
>>He did.
>>
>>"Now take off my socks."
>>
>>He did.
>>
>>"Now take off my skirt."
>>
>>He did.
>>
>>"Now take off my bra."
>>
>>Again he did as she asked.
>>
>>"Now take off my panties."
>>
>>And again he did what she told him.
>>
>>Then she looked at him and said, "Don't ever wear my clothes to town
again."