Posted by Jayne (152.163.207.184) on July 26, 2001 at 15:02:19:
HEADACHE REMEDY
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his
wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect." her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis
with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."