Posted by Mike B (65.35.86.125) on July 18, 2001 at 15:25:46:
In Reply to: Houston, this is MB performing radio check over... posted by Mike B on July 18, 2001 at 15:00:14:
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- Hmmm. Communications are still down, I guess. Ah, Houston, I have the objective in sight. Performing Visual ID check on the target now... Whoa! Wait just a minute! What the hell is that! There is something big, pale and ugly coming into view! What! Oh my god! ---
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- Ah, Geez. Sorry about that houston. That was apparently just a reflection of my nose in the viewport. Ah, Ok. I have the killer Russian sattelite in view Houston. Wow! that thing is sure weird looking. I am reviewing the alterations that I need to make in order to render it harmless at this time. It's kinda weird being out here all alone like this. It sure is beautiful though. And quiet. Over.
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- Ah, Houston. I do not know if you are reading me but I am preparing to go EVA now. Hope that sucker ain't got any defenses that we do not not know of. Over. :)
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- Ah, Houston. We are apparently still experiencing the communications glitch I reported earlier. Have performed Commo gear checks and all is five-by-five on my end. I think the problem must be on your end. Maybe, it's that damn killer sattelite. Putting out some kind of weird rays or something. Over.
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- Ah, Houston, I am now going EVA. Deep Breath. Ah, I will check back in at the proper time. All boards are green. No problems here. Hopefully, the communications problems we are experiencing will be cleared at that time. Over.
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Wooohoooo? Uhgh... :)
(Come on guys, a little humor never hurt anybody. Well at least not much. Hopefully no one is offended but, I am all alone here. Thought I'd just see if anyone is out there... :)
Love, Michael B