Posted by GR (32.96.237.1) on June 07, 2001 at 08:11:31:
> A forty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing
> with delight. Her husband watched her for a while and asked "Do you have
> any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
>
> The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said "I don't care. I just
> came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."
>
> The husband said, "What did he say about your 40-year-old ass?"
>
> "Your name never came up," she replied