Posted by TerryS (198.133.22.72) on February 06, 2001 at 22:47:42:
Stuttering Your Bride Away
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many years.
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going? "
The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y.. tells the first guy, "I
w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r.. i..e..d."
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter anymore."
The answer comes, " Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a..
d..o..c..t..o..r.. a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f
I s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y, I w..i..l..l n..o..t
s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he was
almost married.
"W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e
s..i...t..t..i..n..g.. o..n h..e..r p..o...r..c..h a..n..d
t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s
b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n
w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t
f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g
i..n m..y f..a..c..e.."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the first friend.
" W..e..l..l I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e l..o..o..k..e..d..
a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s
b..a..l..l..s."