Posted by Forrest (24.4.254.35) on November 16, 2000 at 20:31:45:
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat"
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist"
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"Break out the Cool Whip!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
"Are you ready for seconds?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some."
"Don't play with your meat!"
"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."
"Can you handle all these people at once?"
"You still have a dribble on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up!"
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle ALL of that!"
"That's the BIGGEST one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."