Posted by melissa (63.25.113.232) on November 12, 2000 at 22:24:14:
Q. What is Bill Clinton's worst nightmare?
A. An intern with braces.
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Sex on television can't hurt you
unless you fall off...
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The pope was on a trip to California. He got a
very sporty pope-mobile for this trip. He begged
the chauffer to let him drive. Finnally the
chauffer gave in and let the pope drive. Of
course, the pope went crazy and was going too
fast. Finally he ran a stop light and was pulled
over by a policeman. The cop called his station
to ask them what to do because he just pulled
over somebody very, very important. His sargent
asked who, our mayor, a movie star, or what?? The
cop replied, " Well I'm not sure who, but he must
be really important because the pope is his
chauffer!!"
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an
electron." The other says, "Are you
sure?" The first says, 'Yes, I'm
positive."
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Have a good night everyone,
melissa