Posted by Nancy (216.236.5.111) on November 09, 2000 at 16:04:33:
Tongue Twister!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper,
and a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker,
and a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper,
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
Hugs and a smile,
Nancy ;-)