Posted by BobG (208.14.174.16) on November 02, 2000 at 16:12:35:
In Reply to: OK Bob, now give us women a latin translation.... posted by Piper on November 02, 2000 at 14:53:36:
As you probably know, Greek is a masculine language and Latin is feminine. The translation is pretty much the same except the Latin is a little longer.
The Latin translation goes like this...."I married you when even though my mother said you were a bum. I spent our honeymoon watching you and my Maid of Honor play pool.
I nursed your hangovers and put salve on you herpes sores. I gave you children and you complained because I have stretch marks. I went to the gym and worked out while you sat on your fat butt drinking beer in front of the TV. I worked 2 jobs so you would be "free to do your own thing" (with the bleached blond bimbo at the truck stop). Then you hit the Lotto and told everybody "you" were rich......here comes the female Latin translation...................."I'm going to rip your dookie out through your wallet you sorry assed SOB".