Posted by Ali (195.44.140.135) on July 29, 2000 at 09:57:15:
five reasons dogs don't use computers:
1. Can't stick their heads out of Windows 98.
2. Can't help attacking the screen when they see "you've got mail."
3. Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
4. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manoeuvre.
5. Sniffing is more direct than online chat rooms.