Posted by Christine (152.163.207.48) on July 04, 2000 at 06:22:31:
In Reply to: Mon jokes posted by Nancy on July 03, 2000 at 17:10:02:
When I worked in a pharmcay a man walked in looking like he hadn't taken a bath in a month
and was looking for something in the "head lice"
aisle. I asked if I could help him and he said
Yeah, I need something for lice" I asked him if
he had head lice or pubic lice and he got real
close to me and whispered " Its on my snake" I was
embarresed by what he said and left. The pharmacist came over and tried to help him and when she came back she was smiling. She said "Chris, the guy has a PET SNAKE at home and
it has lice.
Another story was when my son was 4 and we pulled
up to the automatic teller window. In a loud voice
he said " Wow, she has nice tits Mom" The teller
said the intercom was on and the whole bank heard
him and they were laughing hysterically. Out of
the mouths of babes.