Posted by Todd (216.199.4.141) on June 04, 2000 at 16:40:46:
In Reply to: Going for the gusto posted by Jack on June 04, 2000 at 15:31:02:
Jack's cousin died when, in the midst of one of these poop fests, he bit into too large a bite of ice cream, which caused the dreaded 'icepick headache', startling Coz into jumping up, whereupon the book flew out of his hand, smashing the radio into the tv and dropping the tv into the bowl.
The resulting hydroelectric event is just too painful to recount here, but the NY Daily News devoted the entire centerfold to it.
Mrs. Coz was devastated, for apparently the electric shock therapy caused Coz's, ummm, member to enlarge quite substantially. After years of begging him for more, she would have finally had it, were he not dead.