Posted by Ted (205.188.193.33) on November 05, 1999 at 00:27:42:
And here's what I mean:
"YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, CLUSTER GRINCH"
You're a mean one, Cluster Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Cluster Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.
You're a monster, Cluster Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Cluster Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Cluster Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Cluster Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.
You're a foul one, Cluster Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Cluster Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter, Cluster Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Cluster Grinch.
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
You nauseate me, Cluster Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Cluster Grinch.
You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.