Posted by Frank (204.111.53.32) on November 01, 1999 at 20:17:39:
A bear walks into a bar and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his
paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't
serve beer to bears in bars in Billings, Montana." The bear, becoming
angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender again
tells him, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings,
Montana." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a
beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The
bartender, once again says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in
bars in Billings, Montana." The bear goes to the end of the bar, as
promised and eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and demands a
beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars
in Billings Montana that are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm not on
drugs." The bartender says, "Yes you are...that was a barbitchyouate!"
Okay. Now groan.