Posted by Hal (171.211.52.70) on October 17, 1999 at 23:58:41:
In Reply to: Best Laugh I've had all day! Good Ones Todd posted by Claudette on October 17, 1999 at 14:32:15:
Most of you are, no doubt, familiar with such feminine hygiene sprays as “Summer’s Eve” and “FDS.” But are you aware that there is now a masculine hygiene spray, named “Umpire,” that’s specifically formulated for men with foul balls.