Posted by Jenni K (152.163.207.67) on July 05, 1999 at 19:58:49:
Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards on the floor.When he bent down underneath the table to pick them up he noticed,that Bills wife was not wearing any underwear.Shocked by this John hit his head on the table and emmerged red faced. Later John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.Bills wife followed him in and asked, "Did you see anything you liked under there?" John admitted well, yes, he did!"She said, YOU can have it but it will cost you $100.00 dollars." After a minute or two, John indicates that he is interested. She tells him since Bill works friday afternoons and John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00p.m. on friday. Friday came and John went to her house around 2:00p.m. After paying her $100.00 dollars they went in to the bedroom, had sex, then John left.Bill came home about 6:00 p.m. He asked his wife,"Did John come by this afternoon?"Reluctantly she replied "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."Next Bill asked, "Did he give you $100.00 dollars?"She thinks Oh, hell he knows!" Finally she says, "Yes he did give me $100.00!" "Good," Bill says. "John came by the office this morning and borrowed a $100.00 from me. He said he would stop by our house on the way home and pay me back.