Posted by Laurence on July 08, 1998 at 03:38:49:
In Reply to: convention posted by les on July 08, 1998 at 01:29:53:
Now it just ain't fair that when a guy is fast asleep on this side of the Pond someone over there is using his best material before he gets the chance to tell the joke himself.
In my Convention for Clusterers story I had in mind that announcements would be given at the start of the convention telling the participants about the various facilities and services. You know the sort thing: coffee will be served in this room, lunch in that, drinks in that and so on.
Many more rooms would be required at a clusterer’s convention so that all the delegates would be able to use the treatment of their choice for an attack e.g. the Imitrex room, the Oxygen room, the Freezer room, the room where the Air Conditioning is turned up real fast, the Diflucan room, the Caffeine free room, the sounds like something out of a James Bond movie Gamma Radiation room……
Anybody care to suggest a few more perhaps? The convention hotel would make a fortune out of us renting out all those extra rooms.
Oh and thanks everybody for your “Two Headaches” comments. I think I will comfort myself with the Brian W, it may be coming to an end, bookends remark. Fingers crossed.
Bye
Laurence